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This is part of my sales report from Smashwords . It says I just had $23.92 for the sale of eight copies of U-1215 (my best selling book). From that, my royalties are: $14.36 (60%). That $-3.06 and $-0.54 are taxes, so my total earnings comes to $10.76. That amount will be transferred to my PayPal account around the 21st of June. U-1215, I might add, is not really my favorite book but for some reason, it's selling very well. I could try making another book in the same vein (war genre) but not yet. I'm still busy making another book. I won't say what it is yet but I hope to finish it within the year.

This is my coffee mug. When I make coffee and pour in hot water, it starts making this noise. Sounds like it's crying. 😄  

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Congratulations   for being the first passengers of Auto Airways. Right now, we are cruising at Mach 3 at an altitude of 60,000 feet. Faster and higher than any piloted passenger aircraft. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. This flight is the first for a fully-computerized passenger aircraft. What that means is, this aircraft doesn't have any pilots. But no need to worry, this aircraft has all the latest in computer design and programming. You are all safe. Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...go wrong...kzzzt.