I was in my room, getting dressed for school. I had just slipped into my pants when I spied a cockroach on the table. I have no fear of roaches so I took one of my slippers and approached it to smash it to a pulp.
As I got closer, I slowed down so that it won't be spooked into running away. I kept my eye on it, with the slipper held up to around head level, ready to swing as soon as I got into range.
But the roach was smart.
It turned around to face me and launched itself into the air...toward me. Taken by surprise, I tried to swat it in midair but it was too close. I felt it land on my undershirt so I dropped the slipper and tried to brush it off. It was too quick, however, and my movements failed to connect with it.
Suddenly, it disappeared.
I swung left and right, trying to find it but it was nowhere in sight. It had escaped but I thought, "I'll get you yet." I put my slippers on and went to the closet to get my uniform polo.
Just as I moved, I felt something.
The cockroach was climbing up my pant leg. Worse than that, it was INSIDE my pant leg! I quickly clamped down on my thigh to prevent it getting even higher. I didn't want it anywhere near my delicate parts.
I began stomping my foot on the floor. After a few stomps, it lost its hold on my pants and fell out. I didn't know this and continued to stomp which resulted in my foot coming down on it.
Roachminator strikes again!
